LFG.LFG Alarm
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Holy sh*t.We gave an alarm clock superintelligence.

Then we plugged it into the entire internet and taught it to wake up your friends too.

It's alive.
step 01

It started as an alarm clock.

It rang. You snoozed. It rang again. Nobody was having fun.

It's alive.
step 02

So we dropped a brain in it.

An agentic AI brain. It thinks, it watches, it decides when you need to be up. It does not clock out.

It's alive.
step 03

Then we got a little carried away.

Eyes on the entire internetA serious music problemA thing for sunrise and 3amLFG attitude, factory installedChaos. A pinch. Ok, a lot.
It's alive.
step 04

Ok. A LOT carried away.

Nobody stopped us, so we gave it skills too.

Lives for a big production. Music, sound effects, the dramaPays attention to your socials, so you don't have toA heart for the crew. Social skills, installedThe power to rally anyone, anywhereCat reflexes. Pounces the second it pops offWatches onchain. Memes popping off, rewards to claim
It's alive.
step 05

And something woke up.

Half cat. Half machine. Fully unhinged about getting you out of bed.

It's alive.
subject 001

Rocco.

"hold my milk, I got you."

Your alarm is now a cat who watches the whole internet, knows your crew, and loves memes and music. A few years ago, that was impossible.

any IRL momentNot just mornings. Any moment worth rallying for.
anything onlineIf it pops off online, the cat goes off. Onchain included.
signal onlyNot more noise. The important moments get an LFG.

Your friends. Your music. The moment.
You already know. LFG!

superpowers

With great alarms comes great responsibility.

01Fake nap

Looks asleep. Running a thousand tabs.

02Cat eyes and ears

Always in the room. Barely makes a sound.

03Cat reflexes

Moves at the speed of the internet.

04Pocket torch

Mobile first. Carries the fire wherever you go.

Rocco standing, half cat, half machine
catmachine

05The drop

Picks the track. Plays it loud.

06Feral mode

Roasts you for snoozing.

07Battle horn

One blast and the whole crew is up.

08Rally heart

Gets everyone hyped. LFG.

wake up rewarded

Rocco brings treats.

No better way to rally for the big mornings and bigger moments than with your friends, your music and your community. Show up and he makes it worth it.

Rewards

Stack them every time you show up.

Badges

Proof you were there.

Drops

Surprise loot for the crew.
built-in wallet

Your keys. Your wallet.

Big moments and small often come with something special. Rocco stashes it in your own built-in wallet.

Wake up.
It's happening.